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      <title>The Daily Scrum Exercise Program</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I was in a chicken in a scrum meeting. I made the observation that
the Daily Scrum was called that and not a &amp;#8220;Stand-up meeting.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Standing up is a mechanism for making the meeting fast. Someone mentioned that
they actually used a weight in a previous team. You hand to hold the weight while talking.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;This logically leads to a workout program. You start with a weight and, as 
people get used to it, you increase it. Start with 5 pounds, work up to 45.
The problem with this is you&amp;#8217;ll end up with inconsistent development. You&amp;#8217;ll
have a bunch of developers with strong, wide upper bodies but weak, pipe-like legs.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;So the next logical step is to rotate the exercises used while reporting on
what you did, what you&amp;#8217;re going to do and roadblocks.&lt;/p&gt;


So maybe something like:
	&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Monday, upper body, dumbbells held out in front or to the side (depending on where you need more definition.&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Tuesday, cardio, jog in place, kicking your knees up high.&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Wednesday, lower body, squat with your feet pointing at 45 degrees and legs apart.&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Thursday, cardio, jog in place, kicking your feet into your rear&lt;/li&gt;
		&lt;li&gt;Friday, mid section, alternatively lift your knees to the opposite side of your body while twisting to the size of leg you are lifting.&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;/ul&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;You get the idea. Of course, you&amp;#8217;d customize the workouts to at least the team or maybe even the developer.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;d like to be on&lt;i&gt; &lt;b&gt;that&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; team!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:53:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <author>Brett Schuchert</author>
      <link>http://blog.objectmentor.com/articles/2009/07/31/the-daily-scrum-exercise-program</link>
      <category>Schuchert's Scattered Synapses </category>
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